| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR | TE | PK | Def |
| The Football Experts | Culpepper, D Flacco, J Manning, E | Bush, R Choice, T Dunn, W Graham, E Norwood, J Parker, W Torain, R Williams, R | Bennett, E Curtis, K Driver, D Holt, T Manningham, M Moss, S Muhammad, M | Crumpler, A Miller, Z Olsen, G | Vinatieri, A | Patriots, N Redskins, W Saints, N |
| ebolacolas | Brady, T Collins, K Edwards, T Garcia, J Johnson, J | Bradshaw, A Jackson, S Lynch, M Rice, R Ward, D | Avery, D Burton, K Hackett, D Jennings, G Johnson, S Jones, J Moore, L Randle El, A Thomas, D Ward, H | Davis, V Keller, D | Bironas, R | Buccaneers, T Eagles, P |
| KoP | Leinart, M Rodgers, A Schaub, M Warner, K | Fargas, J Faulk, K Grant, R Green-Ellis, B Hillis, P Jones-Drew, M | Bowe, D Breaston, S Colston, M Douglas, H Fitzgerald, L Gage, J Hester, D Jones, B Royal, E Walker, M Washington, N | Scheffler, T | Rackers, N | Giants, N Jets, N |
| jackal | Cutler, J Moore, M Romo, T Thigpen, T | Harrison, J Hightower, T Jones, F Peterson, A Pope, P Russell, G Turner, M Washington, C | Boldin, A Crayton, P Johnson, C Marshall, B Morgan, J Simpson, J | Bennett, M Boss, K Rucker, M Witten, J | Folk, N Prater, M | Cowboys, D |
| N. Georgia Squidbillies | Hill, S Leftwich, B Roethlisberger, B Russell, J Young, V | Brown, R Bush, M Jackson, F Johnson, C Jones, K McClain, L McGahee, W Washington, L | Caldwell, A Clayton, M Hill, J Hixon, D Holmes, S Nelson, J Walker, J | Daniels, O Lee, D | Kaeding, N | Dolphins, M Packers, G |
| Hold Me, I'm Sleepy | Anderson, D Cassel, M Hasselbeck, M Henne, C Quinn, B | Addai, J Benson, C Jacobs, B Jones, T | Bess, D Doucet, E Hardy, J Henry, C Jackson, V Smith, S Walter, K Welker, W White, R | Celek, B Scaife, B Shockey, J | Brown, J Gostkowski, S | 49ers, S Vikings, M |
| ELVI | Brennan, C Campbell, J Kitna, J Ryan, M Stanton, D | Alexander, S Barber, M Jones, J Omon, X Perry, C Westbrook, B | Branch, D Bruce, I Coles, L Edwards, B Robinson, L Smith, S Williams, R | Cooley, C Lewis, M Martin, D | Brown, K Scobee, J | Colts, I Jaguars, J |
| Vatican City Antichrists | Clemens, K Croyle, B Orton, K Palmer, C | Buckhalter, C Hester, J James, E Smith, K Stewart, J Taylor, F White, L | Burleson, N Cotchery, J Davis, R Houshmandzadeh, T Porter, J Rice, S Sweed, L | Gonzalez, T Shiancoe, V | Bryant, M Graham, S | Bears, C Steelers, P |
| Your Worst Nightmare | Bulger, M Favre, B Frerotte, G | Bell, T Betts, L Gore, F McFadden, D Moore, M Morris, S Portis, C Rhodes, D Sproles, D | Engram, B Evans, L Gonzalez, A Jenkins, M Jones, M Moss, R Owens, T Williams, R | Smith, L Winslow, K | Akers, D | Raiders, O Titans, T |
| Montezuma's Revenge (formerly Bloodstained Hurricanes) | Garrard, D Kolb, K Manning, P O'Connell, K O'Sullivan, J Rosenfels, S | Charles, J Forte, M Johnson, R Lewis, J Wright, J Young, S | Bryant, A Davis, A Harrison, M Henderson, D Johnson, A Johnson, B Wayne, R | Gates, A Stevens, J | Gould, R Janikowski, S | Broncos, D Ravens, B |
| PIO | Brees, D Pennington, C | Hall, A Jackson, B Johnson, L Maroney, L McAllister, D Morris, M Thomas, P | Berrian, B Chambers, C Curry, R Ginn Jr., T Jackson, D Kelly, M Meachem, R Ocho Cinco, C | Carlson, J Miller, H Rosario, D | Kasay, J Reed, J | Browns, C Chargers, S Panthers, C |
| Leaky Enchiladas | Delhomme, J McNabb, D Rivers, P | Jordan, L Mendenhall, R Slaton, S Taylor, C Tomlinson, L Williams, C Williams, D | Bradley, M Brown, R Burress, P Camarillo, G Gaffney, J Galloway, J Mason, D Robinson, K Toomer, A | Clark, D Heap, T | Crosby, M Elam, J | Bills, B Cardinals, A |