Congratulations to the Stool Sample -- 2009 HOFFA Champions

 

Live Scoring
Week 17
Live Scoring Summary
Live Scoring Details
Lineup Deadline
Week 17
Sun Jan 3 10:00:00 a.m. PT 2010
75 days, 6 hours, 37 minutes Ago
League Standings
Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF PA Avg PF Avg PA Div W-L-T
Jars of Jif Jars of Jif 10-4-0.714 0.0 W4 979.40 866.30 70.0 61.9 4-2-0
Meeper's Sleepers Meeper's Sleepers 7-7-0.500 3.0 W1 781.20 851.20 55.8 60.8 3-3-0
Whoop-Ass Warriors Whoop-Ass Warriors 5-8-1.393 4.5 L4 774.90 839.10 55.4 59.9 2-3-1
Mental Wounds Mental Wounds 4-9-1.321 5.5 L2 829.90 869.80 59.3 62.1 2-3-1
Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF PA Avg PF Avg PA Div W-L-T
Stool Sample Stool Sample 8-6-0.571 0.0 L1 895.80 879.60 64.0 62.8 4-2-0
Razorbacks Razorbacks 7-7-0.500 1.0 W3 915.00 910.50 65.4 65.0 3-3-0
Monsters of Swidway Monsters of Swidway 6-8-0.429 2.0 L1 824.90 862.70 58.9 61.6 3-3-0
Blue Scorpions Blue Scorpions 5-9-0.357 3.0 W1 832.80 845.60 59.5 60.4 2-4-0
Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF PA Avg PF Avg PA Div W-L-T
Barefooted Placekickers Barefooted Placekickers 10-4-0.714 0.0 W2 1041.80 866.10 74.4 61.9 5-1-0
DopeSmokinRoleModels DopeSmokinRoleModels 8-6-0.571 2.0 W1 1046.30 954.60 74.7 68.2 4-2-0
Staten Island Dumpers Staten Island Dumpers 8-6-0.571 2.0 L1 936.30 883.20 66.9 63.1 2-4-0
Nipsey Russell's All-Star Brigade Nipsey Russell's All-Star Brigade 5-9-0.357 5.0 L3 794.00 1023.60 56.7 73.1 1-5-0

     x - Clinched division title

     y - Clinched wild card

 

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Playoff Bracket
2009 HOFFA Playoffs
Week 15 Week 16 2009 HOFFA Champion
#4: DopeSmokinRoleModels (62.8)  
  Barefooted Placekickers (49.1)  
#1: Barefooted Placekickers (66.6)    
  Stool Sample
#3: Stool Sample (76)   2009 HOFFA Champion
  Stool Sample (84)  
#2: Jars of Jif (55)   
Head-To-Head Results
Week 17
Bye Weeks
Staten Island Dumpers32.3
Barefooted Placekickers29.7
Nipsey Russell's All-Star Brigade41.7
Monsters of Swidway38.2
Blue Scorpions32.7
DopeSmokinRoleModels54.9
Razorbacks41.1
Stool Sample39.1
Whoop-Ass Warriors43.5
Jars of Jif53.4
Mental Wounds74.7
Meeper's Sleepers50.9
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Waiver Wire Order
#Franchise
1.Mental Wounds
2.Nipsey Russell's All-Star Brigade
3.Blue Scorpions
4.Whoop-Ass Warriors
5.Monsters of Swidway
6.Meeper's Sleepers
7.Razorbacks
8.Stool Sample
9.Staten Island Dumpers
10.DopeSmokinRoleModels
11.Jars of Jif
12.Barefooted Placekickers
Power Rankings
  All-Play Record
Franchise PF PP Eff Bench Points Max PF Min PF Coulda Won Woulda Lost Power Rank W L T Pct
Jars of Jif979.401210.7080.9%706.5097.548.62529.56116710.620
Barefooted Placekickers1041.801141.9091.2%277.30103.246.71428.33115720.615
DopeSmokinRoleModels1046.301212.5086.3%611.40101.633.53127.96128590.684
Stool Sample895.801120.6079.9%542.009538.94525.1897900.519
Razorbacks915.001141.8080.1%658.7089.841.85424.61110770.588
Staten Island Dumpers936.301132.9082.6%608.30102.542.51224.19105820.561
Meeper's Sleepers781.20951.4082.1%519.6089.535.30421.12711151.382
Monsters of Swidway824.901027.3080.3%432.5088.537.25519.68671191.361
Blue Scorpions832.801048.2079.5%482.6080.933.16218.69811051.436
Whoop-Ass Warriors774.90972.1079.7%469.5073.241.75517.74701152.380
Mental Wounds829.901022.2081.2%500.408634.77217.39731131.393
Nipsey Russell's All-Star Brigade794.00917.4086.5%417.9075.329.72217.31861010.460
Fantasy Recap - Game Of The Week
Barefooted Placekickers (49.1) at Stool Sample (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2009) In a week 16 HOFFA 2009 matchup, Stool Sample embarrassed a hapless Barefooted Placekickers team by a score of 84.00 to 49.10, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,799.

Moss, Randy NEP WR
Randy Moss

Stool Sample were led to their 34.90 point victory by a 20.20 point effort from Randy Moss, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 45 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Moss was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 17.20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 264 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

"We finally got the monkey off our backs," Stool Sample coach Ross Perot said.

Barefooted Placekickers were helped out in a losing cause by a 9.00 point effort from Pierre Thomas, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 8.40 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 48 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"This is a bitter pill to swallow," Barefooted Placekickers coach CEO said.

This brings the record for Stool Sample to 8-6, and drops Barefooted Placekickers to a record of 10-4.

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Week 17 MVP Players
PlayerPts
Favre, Brett MIN QB30.40
McGahee, Willis BAL RB26.30
Rice, Sidney MIN WR17.60
Longwell, Ryan MIN PK14.00
Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def20.00
All Week 17 Top Performers
Top 10 Players
#PlayerPts
1.Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB305.30
2.Brees, Drew NOS QB282.60
3.Favre, Brett MIN QB267.90
4.Manning, Peyton IND QB255.50
5.Schaub, Matt HOU QB243.80
6.Rivers, Philip SDC QB242.70
7.Brady, Tom NEP QB239.70
8.Romo, Tony DAL QB238.60
9.Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB234.10
10.Johnson, Chris TEN RB223.10
All Top Performer Players
Top 10 Week 22 Adds
#PlayerPct
1.Jones, Matt FA* WR16.06%
2.Hill, P.J. WAS RB4.65%
3.Stallworth, Donte' CLE WR (O)4.23%
4.Dorsey, DeDe FA* RB3.66%
5.Hartley, Garrett NOS PK2.11%
All Top Adds
Week 17 MVP Starters
PlayerPts
Favre, Brett MIN QB30.40
Charles, Jamaal KCC RB25.10
Rice, Sidney MIN WR17.60
Longwell, Ryan MIN PK14.00
Packers, Green Bay GBP Def17.00
All Week 17 Top Starters
Top 10 Free Agents
#PlayerPts
1.Orton, Kyle DEN QB180.70
2.Campbell, Jason WAS QB179.50
3.49ers, San Francisco SFO Def164.00
4.Jets, New York NYJ Def153.00
5.Smith, Alex SFO QB133.00
6.Feely, Jay NYJ PK122.00
7.Prater, Matt DEN PK122.00
8.Reed, Jeff PIT PK122.00
9.Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def119.00
10.Texans, Houston HOU Def119.00
All Top Performer Free Agents
Top 10 Week 22 Drops
#PlayerPct
1.Warner, Kurt ARI QB12.54%
2.Lewis, Jamal CLE RB (I)8.03%
3.Brown, Chris HOU RB7.75%
4.Cartwright, Rock WAS RB7.32%
5.Holt, Torry JAC WR7.18%
6.Folk, Nick FA* PK6.76%
7.Washington, Kelley BAL WR6.48%
8.Collins, Kerry TEN QB6.34%
9.Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR6.20%
10.Morris, Sammy NEP RB6.20%
All Top Drops
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Week 17 NFL Schedule
Sun Jan 3 10:00:00 a.m. PT 2010
Colts Final
(Weather)
Bills 
Steelers Final
(Weather)
Dolphins 
Jaguars Final
(Weather)
Browns 
Bears Final
(Dome)
Lions 
Giants Final
(Dome)
Vikings 
Falcons Final
(Weather)
Buccaneers 
Saints Final
(Weather)
Panthers 
49ers Final
(Dome)
Rams 
Patriots Final
(Dome)
Texans 
Sun Jan 3 1:15:00 p.m. PT 2010
Chiefs Final
(Weather)
Broncos 
Ravens Final
(Weather)
Raiders 
Redskins Final
(Weather)
Chargers 
Titans Final
(Weather)
Seahawks 
Eagles Final
(Weather)
Cowboys 
Packers Final
(Weather)
Cardinals 
Sun Jan 3 5:20:00 p.m. PT 2010
Bengals Final
(Weather)
Jets 
Bye Weeks
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